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anarcho-skamunist:

anarcho-skamunist:

You would think that the biggest risk of trying out something new is that you won’t like it, but it’s when it’s so good it raises your standards where the real problems start

“out of provolone? How am I supposed to eat a sandwich without provolone?” - girl who put provolone on her sandwich for the first time this week

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memorycycle:

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there once was a 3 little fish, and one day they found a magical golden clam that granted them each a wish! the first little fish said. make me a dolphin! and it turned into a beautiful dolphin and swam away. the second one said. make me a mermaid! and it turned into a beautiful mermaid and swam away. the third one saw a shark in the distance and said. make me a– oh fuck! and he turned into a fuck! and got ate! share if this made you laugh ☺️

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your dad pregant with me

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thestereotypebuster:

thestereotypebuster:

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

I’m gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

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strawberry-crocodile:

squarizona:

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

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you sad little pervert

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megapope-deactivated20220531:

im happy big & sexually normal

memorycycle:

What will happen if you start eating oats every day.

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Doctors and nutritionalists are highly recommend you making oatmeal a part of your diet. aYour skin will look better. | Your muschles will get much highly needed protein.

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1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary

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ownedbythevoid:

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

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You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

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